A short time ago, ~Daimyo-KoiKoi made his dA (re?)debut with what looked like a brand spankin' new avatar to match his fresh fishy moniker.

Wellsir, this made me think that now everyone in the chatty-group of which I am a, um, lurker finally had a copyright-clean self-representation -- an occasion which merited mockery. And by "mockery," I mean "me attempt to drawr 'em."

What I also did not realize is that no, not even close to everyone had a new avatar. In fact, many of them did not have any avatar, as far as I (and Google) could tell. That is why when my sucktastic non-nib pen started giving out, I just sorta said "meh" and went with it.

Everyone pictured does have a dA account, tho'. So, from left to right:

Veech goes by a lot of names (vaporchu, superyoshi888, etc.) and no avatars, so I tried combining all names and spinning enough to be copyright-free. One thing that is kind of a holdover from old notes of mine are the three interlocking eights that comprise his eyes and cheeks. The new addition of a V head-crest kinda hide that fact, tho'.

Duth Olec was very insistent, last I spoke with him, that his avatar was a cloud. I combined that more with a snake/worm thing he had at some forum, and bam -- yet another monstrosity for this poor guy. Free from previous designs, I imagine this sorta avatar could become a bad-ass cloud wyrm with a spinny, tornado attack (in homage to the Topmonhit namesake).

The newly christened (Buddha'd? Shinto'd?) Daimyo-KoiKoi has only one very tiny picture of this representation, so I lifted a lot of the details from old Dedede Daimyo artwork. And poorly, at that.

Originally, the Ometon was going to be the seasick one, but then I found a better place to stick 'im. Although I have rendered Bimblesnaff nauseous and with hamster-cheeks before, never before has Squeaky Bogg been rendered as both by me. Truly a momentous day...

Next up is Sam the Dawg (walked by James the Ghost~!). It is sorta like an inverse of those invisible dog leashes you used to see and may have once been funny.

Razy, TodPole, Kirazy -- what are we supposed to call this guy now? Obviously, I was never a fan of the "Kirby plus crap" motif, anyway, and any chance to take pink out of a character is a chance I'll take.

And rounding up the lot as the unwilling icebreaker is what is apparently only the second appearance of the Ometon on my dA... or, um, anyone's dA, I guess. Huh, I guess that means I still do draw, really -- just not here.


I plan on doing these guys justice some other day when they can get over their identity crises. I also plan on using a pen that won't dry up on light hatching. Blutty horrible, these things are. Maybe that's what I get for having pens for, um, ten years? Wow, I'm cheap~!